I think I am in a mood…

Things that make me sad:

1. All the middle-aged people on Facebook who claim I went to high school with them.
2. Logging on to my blog to see that no one commented today. Rinse, repeat.
3. Chin hairs.
4. Mysterious stains that ruin favourite clothing items.
5. Cutting myself shaving — especially around he ankle bone.
6. Forgetting to apply sunscreen and therefore running the risk of looking you-know-what on Facebook.
7. Spilling coffee on myself.
8. Spilling coffee on myself when I’m wearing a crisp white shirt.
9. Spilling coffee on myself when I’m wearing a crisp white shirt and I have a meeting later that morning.
10. Accidentally deleting something.
11. Accidentally deleting something I need for a meeting that starts in 6 minutes.
12. Running out of dental floss.