Clamato is just another word for nothing left to lose.

I love Mott’s Clamato. Today alone I had three glasses of the tangy red stuff. It would’ve been four but I restrained myself by indulging in my second favourite drink: scotch and soda.

Clamato juice does not love me however. Really plain water is about the only drink that doesn’t make me very aware of my stomach and its daily workings.

I love many things that are very bad for me. And I don’t like many things that are good for me.

But I’m kind to old people and I keep a tidy home.

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