21 pleasing things about me…

  1. I am a master of small talk.
  2. I keep a tidy home.
  3. I can appear to be listening even when I’m not.
  4. I return emails promptly.
  5. I don’t bore friends with my holiday pictures.
  6. I’ll eat anything served at a dinner party — even if I don’t like it.
  7. I’m usually on time.
  8. I’m polite
  9. I’m a good tipper.
  10. I will look at your holiday or baby pictures with interest.
  11. I give up my seat on the streetcar when appropriate.
  12. I usually thank the streetcar driver when I get off.
  13. I will compromise about where we go out for dinner.
  14. I floss regularly.
  15. I recycle.
  16. I am happy to proofread things at work.
  17. If I’m going to the shop, I’ll bring you back a cup of coffee.
  18. If you bring me a cup of coffee with too much sugar I won’t breathe a word.
  19. I’ll go to that alternative poetry reading taking place in a totally dark room in the basement of some bar in that rough-yet-arty area with you since you came to the lecture with me.
  20. I could be persuaded to look after your (small pet) if you are away (for a brief period).
  21. I’ll have brunch at the crack of dawn (9:30 am) since I really enjoy spending time with you.
  • I won’t, however, help you move or paint your house.


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