Author: Christine Elias

1. Flat fee full body scans on demand
2. Margaritas
3. Highway rest areas/tornado shelters
4. Lowriders
5. Lots of ‘oldies” radio stations
6. Cracker Barrel & Country Store
7. Cheap gas
8. Macy’s
9. Hatch Green Chile
10. Barack Obama

10 reasons why I love Canada

1. Socialized medicine
2. Bloody Caesars
3. Pay after you pump
4. Automated carwashes
5. No incessant country music
6. Tim Hortons
7. Colour-coded money
8. The Looney & Twoney
9. Strongly regulated mortgage lending protocols
10. Anne Murray

1. Learn how to wink.
2. Iron more.
3. Moisturize daily.
4. Practice using irony correctly.
5. Floss more.
6. Perhaps invest in a Waterpik Dental Water Jetâ„¢.
7. Eat more greens, broccoli specifically.
8. Eat more fruit focusing on berries.
9. Eat less overall especially anything beige and/or crispy.
10. Not buy any new footwear.
11. Dust.
12. Vacuum.
13. Wean myself from Clamato juice.
14. Drink more wine.
15. Write vastly more interesting posts.