bookmark_borderI need bifocals, kiddo

Last year someone called me kiddo and was out of sorts for about a week. Last year I was in my fourth decade. This year I still am.

I wrote then that on one hand I tend to fret over the impending de-elasticization of my skin and on the other I get annoyed by people assuming I’m younger and inexperienced. I’ve been doing PR for twenty years and so far so good.

Well today someone called me young woman. I wasn’t sure what to make of this. This person is maybe in her late
40s — so you can see how this threw me for a bit of a loop.

On one hand I thought: This is excellent, I can add a decade to the year I graduated from university on my resume should I ever need to look for a new job. Bonus!

On the other hand I thought: Do I act like a millennial? Do people think I am immature? Should I stop wearing cute sneakers to work?

Tomorrow I am wearing a suit. I would wear my glasses as well as I know they make me look a bit older but I can’t — I need bifocals and my current prescription makes me dizzy.

bookmark_border62 reasons to keep typing

I’ve never been interested in retirement planning. But I’ve never been in my forties before either.

Now I’m interested. Interested and confused. Confused and apparently in no shape to quit working for good at 50 as I had planned.

My banker laughed at that one. Fifty, it seems, is practically tomorrow in banking terms and well, tomorrow I have to go to work.

My banker is also my friend so he broke it to me gently…

“You’re kidding, right?”

I was. I’ll settle for 55.

But unless something magical happens, I’ll be typing till I’m 62.