I have a new pair of pink pajamas made out of polar fleece. They’re really cute and very warm. All in all, they were a good purchase except for the fact that they wake me up in the middle of the night on a regular basis because I think I’m aflame.
I’m no physicist but polar fleece does something weird if you roll around in it â€” it sets the sheets on fire! Well, maybe that’s not the scientific explanation but it creates sparks â€” bright blue electrical sparks â€” in your bedclothes. Sparks that make you leap out of bed half asleep thinking you went to bed with a defective heating pad with a rusty cord. (I threw that out, really.)
The sparks are quite something and I wonder why this energy source has not been harnessed to help save our non-renewable resources. Giant polar fleece turbines could power our city and save us millions.
Why is no one on this? To whom do I send this proposal? I’d be willing to sacrifice my new pajamas for the cause.