No doubt you’ve seen these kinds of insipid signs. Perhaps in a cottage or a house in the suburbs.
My loved one detests them and instead of putting a few under the tree for laughs — which I was tempted to do — I decided to create some virtual ones for those of us with just the right amount of schadenfreude in our hearts. (Note that I put them on fibreboard — apt, no?)
Are you taking orders? I think there could be a series of PDR sayings ….
I do need a new hobby!
I will take the Russian proverb, please